Conversation
Last night Blaise had a late soccer game, so after I dropped off my Mom and got the kids drive thru Wendy's, we headed home. This conversation took place then.
Blaise -"Mom, Avery is dancing!"
Me- turned up the radio, "Ya, Ava! This is a good song! This is Micheal Jackson!"
Blaise and Caiden - "Who's Micheal Jackson?"
Me - "He was the most famous singer when Mommy was little. Everyone loved him."
Ava - still dancing in her car seat.
Blaise - "He sounds like a girl!"
Caiden - "I bet he wears make up too!"
Me - (gasp) "oh my gosh!" tried to slow down car and move, safely.
The boys - "What was that?"
Me - "We just hit something!!"
Blaise - "a moose?"
Me - "No I think I just ran over a Cat." My heart is pounding.
Caiden - after being quiet for a long time, "Why did you just run over a cat?"
Blaise- "I know, that poor Cat."
The rest of the drive home was quiet and they weren't dancing anymore.
I'm afraid they will never look at me the same way, they will look at me like I'm some crazed Cat killer on the run from the law.
The End.

3 comments:
I thought this was going to be an interesting conversation about men sounding like women and wearing makeup, and then SPLAT!!!
I hope it wasn't a cat...and I hope they forget soon!
OH NO! THE CURSE OF THE CAT...
I KNOW THAT QUIET AND THOSE LOOKS!!
CAT KILLER!!!
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