Riddle me this, batman!
What do you do when you are taking your kids a bath, and they start screaming at the top of their lungs and your neighbors ask if "everything is alright?"
Yep, this is the perfect way to start off my day.
To have all the neighbors think I am beating my children, when I am really just trying to wash their hair.
Nice!
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I swear, if I could figure out this YouTube thing, I would video tape my girls getting theirs washed.....you would think I was beating them!
TO THE BAT CAVE ROBIN !!!
THIS IS WHAT ALFRED CAME UP WITH.
1. PLAY LOUD CHURCH MUSIC OUT THE WINDOW, WHILE THE NOISE MAYBE ANNOYING, WHO IN YOUR NEIGHBORHOOD IS GOING TO COMPLAIN ABOUT CHURCH MUSIC, AND HOPEFULLY IT WILL DROWNED OUT THE SCREAMING CHILDREN!
2. TAKE THEM SWIMMING ALOT,AND WHEN NO ONE IS LOOKING PULL THEM UNDER WATER REAL QUICK, NOW OF COURSE WHERE YOU LIVE THIS WILL REQUIRE FINDING AN INDOOR POOL DURING THE WINTER MONTHS !?!
3. HAVE YOU EVER CONSIDERED DREAD-LOCKS FOR THE CHILDREN ??? (NO) WELL, THEN HOW ABOUT SHAVING THEIR HEADS, YOU KNOW BRITINEY WAS TRYING TO START THAT LOOK, ALL THOUGH I DON'T THINK IT REALLY CAUGHT ON !!!
SORRY, FRESH OUT OF IDEAS, ONCE AGAIN I HAD ANGEL CHILDREN AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH THIS, YOU GUYS ALL LOVED WATER, AND BATH TIME, INCLUDING GETTING YOUR HAIR WASHED!!!!!!!!! GOOD - LUCK :)
BET YOU COULD TELL FROM MY ANSWERS, THAT THEY WEREN'T REALLY FROM BATMAN.
"THE JOKER"
Oh sheesh! Tori has her bath times like that. For the most part she loves taking a bath, but 9 times out of 10 she hates having her hair washed! It's because the water gets in her eyes, at least that's her excuse. Sometimes she's good if she has a washcloth to hold over her eyes. And one time she got in the shower with me wearing swimming goggles!
So you're using the old "what? I was just washing their hair!" bit huh? Nice cover! Just kidding. Urban pretty much screams all of the time that he's awake (if he's not eating), so I can't even imagine what my neighbors must think.
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