Caidster

Caiden has a new obsession. X-box.
He calls it "Wox box." I don't know why.

His newest favorite game (they have over a 1000 to play since we have the modded X-box) is Tony Hawk Skateboard. He used to always pick Ryan Sheckler to play, but then he realized you can create your own character. He thinks this is great.

Well, I am a bad Mom and I let him play in the morning because it keeps him out of my hair while I am trying to get ready for the day and do my morning chores (sounds like I live on a farm or something) and he sits and plays his game. He calls me in EVERY 2 seconds to see what he did to his character.
"Mom, look I put shoes on him"
"Mom, look I put green hair on"
"Mom, LOOK!"

So this morning I was getting a bit irritated so I tried to tell him without him knowing I was sick of coming in to look that he should finish his guy and THEN call me in to look once he is done, not every two seconds. He seemed okay with that and said, "I am going to make you," he said.

Okay, whatever dude, just call me when you are DONE!

So he gave me like 5 minutes to work and then he said "Mom, I am almost done but I need your help, I can't make her tummy small like yours."

I thought, "Awwwwww, how sweet. He thinks I have a little tummy." So I went in to help him and I realized he wasn't talking about her tummy, he was talking about her chest.

Yep, my four year old even knows that Mommy has no chest! N.I.C.E!!!