Deep Breaths
Ava is driving me crazy today!!!
She's a little stinker pie, and I've lost all patience with her.
We just had a little tiff.
She yelled at me.
I yelled back.
She screamed and ran to her room.
She slammed the door.
And then she ran into her closet and slammed that door too.
Wow! 2 door slams. I must have done it this time.
Serenity now! Serenity NOW!!!!
I guess I better go in and make nice with her.
She will tell me to say sorry.
I will be too stubborn, so I will say something along the lines of "Mommy's sorry you are being such a sass-a-frass!" and that should work.
I'm hoping this afternoon goes better.
We are doing a celebration for Dr. Suess' birthday tonight.
Yep, we will be eating Green Eggs and Ham.

4 comments:
Wow 2 door slams?? She pulled out the BIG guns! :) That's so funny, I always scream in my head serenity now! when I need a little room to breathe from customers!
Hilarious! I love your cute strories. xoxo
What, no phone call to Bama? Man, she must have been real mad.
What did you do? :-) (kidding)
Oh how I love our little Sassy pants.
Oh, that is some sass! I hope she calmed down.
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